THE PRETTIEST GIRL
(Duet)
You're the most drop-dead beautiful girl
I've ever seen
Prettier than all that gaggle
in them magazines
They might think themselves
so Vanity Fair
But not a one could hold a candle
standing next to you there
You're the goddamn prettiest girl
I've ever seen
You got eyes like a gypsy princess
from days of old
Hair like Rapunzal
'cept its brown stead of gold
Body like di Milo
if she still had both arms
But even then she couldn't muster
half of your charms
You're the goddamn prettiest girl
I've ever seen
Suppose some might call you handsome
in a mutt kinda way
Might concede that its true
but dont get carried away
Your smiles a little crooked
your hair's just a mess
And who besides your momma
taught you how you should dress
Still think you're the goddamn
prettiest girl I've ever seen
You cut me to the quick
how come you play so rough?
I've been around the block
and seen plenty enough
of silver tongued devils
reprobates and such
I ain't one of those
besides I like you too much
You got a smile like Aphrodite
Kinda classic I mean
When you pout like Ava Gardner
youre a sight to be seen
It's Hollywood on Line 1
and Broadway on 2
They just can't seem to get
enough of you
You're the goddamn prettiest girl
Ive ever seen
You flatter me too much
who do you think I am
If love is the fire
then I guess youre the pan
Hold on a minute mister
better take it slow
I ain't in no hurry
just so long as we go
I say you see what you want to
well, maybe that's true
But I ain't like I'm dreaming
what I see is you
And you ain't the only one
with something to say
'Cause when we take a walk
I need a stick
to clear em out of the way
You're the goddamn prettiest girl
Ive ever seen
© 2006 David Rossiter
Slow Bang Music